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    Default New Year's Resolutions

    Mine is pretty cliche, I want to get in awesome shape now that I'm done having kids.

    My resolution for my son is that he starts wiping his own ass

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    I resolved many years ago not to make any.
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    I don't make promises I can't keep, so i don't make promises.

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    Lose some poundage
    Not at the table Carlos.

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    get down to about 185.

    cut the cord.

    get rid of about 1/2 of our material possessions.

    keep the kids off the pole.

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    This just reminds me that the gym is going to be an absolute mob scene for the next 4-5 weeks.
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    Might start going to church. Maybe.
    Probably not but, I've thought about it.

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    I think I'll get thinner this year. I've gained like 20 lbs in the last three years. I blame it on all the fertility drugs, pregnancies, and miscarriages, but really I was enjoying eating, drinking, and being married.

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    just ordered a case of Beach Body tapes

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    Quote Originally Posted by laschu33 View Post
    I think I'll get thinner this year. I've gained like 20 lbs in the last three years. I blame it on all the fertility drugs, pregnancies, and miscarriages, but really I was enjoying eating, drinking, and being married.
    I wouldn't worry about it too much for now

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    Paint the house, tile the kitchen floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ice View Post
    just ordered a case of Beach Body tapes
    A lady up the street is a "coach". She is constantly soliciting her workout to the neighbors.
    Not at the table Carlos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezy E View Post
    I wouldn't worry about it too much for now
    I'm not. The baby weight isn't the issue as I've gained very little. It's the weight I gained prior to getting pregnant.

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    Got a bunch. Most revolve around health. Also, read more. Simplify.
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    Castrate myself

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    I started eating healthier this week. Gonna keep that going, and start working out in the new year. Try to lose about 30 lbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arob View Post
    Castrate myself
    Ahhh man....

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    Quote Originally Posted by arob View Post
    Castrate myself
    Coming in hot
    Not at the table Carlos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Birdo 1 View Post
    Also, read more. Simplify.
    i like these quite a bit.

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    Oh, I also want to read at least 4 of the classic novels off my list. I'm stuck on Anna Karenina and took a break to read Andy Cohen's new book

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    I aim to misbehave.
    As far as I know, & what I don't know in this town ain't worth knowing, the cops haven't closed any of your dives
    & the D.A. hasn't touched any of your rackets. You haven't bought any license to kill bookies, & today I ain't sellin' any.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drat View Post
    I started eating healthier this week. Gonna keep that going, and start working out in the new year. Try to lose about 30 lbs.
    Drat, you should have lost at least half that when you quit drinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ijm View Post
    Drat, you should have lost at least half that when you quit drinking.
    I compensated by eating like a pig. NOw that I have the eating and drinking under control, I expect it to be pretty easy to shed those lbs.

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    I think I'd rather have a drinking problem than a fat problem. You know, if that is the choice you have to make.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drat View Post
    I compensated by eating like a pig. NOw that I have the eating and drinking under control, I expect it to be pretty easy to shed those lbs.
    Let's not start sucking each others dicks quite yet

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